on a scale from robert pattinson to robert downey jr how much do you like your character
midwesterntunnellingexplodebear:
you didn’t
#screaming
I’m framing this.
OMG REBLOG THIS & LOOK AT UR BLOG ITS COMPLETELY DIFERENT
Me
I was expecting porn to show up on my blog but it’s not thank god
IM CRYING
(Source: jesscookie)
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) )z
/ \you are the dancing queen
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) )z
/ \young and sweet
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) )z
/ \only seventeen
dancing queen
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<) )
/ \feel the beat
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/ \of the tambourine
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) )-@*jingle*
/ \
(Source: yeahaley)
what do you get when you mix alcohol and literature?
tequila mockingbird
or ernest hemingway
my biggest fear is falling and dying in the shower and my family finding me naked
I feel like a rare breed of human female who does not feel attracted to Channing Tatum at all
john green takes a shower
john clean
john green eats a bean burrito
john bean
john green loses weight
john lean
john green finds inner peace
john serene
john green killed augustus waters
john mean
john green abandons his children
john winchester
john green’s best friend jumps off a building
john watson
the last two were uncalled for.
when you ship a ship so hard you don’t even care about the smut; you just want a billion page book about their entire lives beginning to end and how their lives are intertwined with one another’s and how beautiful their love is
(Source: thatssowritingdesk)
cat meows underwater. i don’t think you understand how much i’m crying right now.
MBOW
THE SOUNDS I JUST MADE OH GOd
MBOW
WHY ARENT THERE ADULT-SIZED PLAYGROUNDS
LIKE EVERYTHING IS THE SAME AS A KIDS PLAYGROUND
BUT BIGGER
WHY DO WE NOT HAVE THOSE
theme parks. just. theme parks.
but u have to pay for theme parks
that’s the adult part
well fuck that

